Computer about to die.
I am gonna cry.
I don’t really believe in ghosts but this kind of legitament stuff makes me freak out.
OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT WAS THAT.
I took the time to realize everything was make...
Me: LOOK I TOLD YOU. BRETT MICHAELS!
Dad: Who is that?
Me: Brett Michaels. The singer for Poison.
Dad: Oh... I thought it was Kid Rock.
Oh my God this guy on Ghost Hunters Academy is...
He’s obviously gay.
Excuse me dad. This is not a show about ghosts.
That is an Asian guy.
I love shows about ghosts.
Never will I ever try to understand football.
TOM BRADY YOU WHORE.
In other news, I just stabbed a whore.
Me: So I got this email from PETA and the subject was "Happy Birthday."
Me: I... Got and email... From PETA...
Dad: Yeah. So.
Me: I'm scared. PETA knows my birthday.
Dad: Your brother probably told him.
Me: NO NOT PETER. PETA. P-E-T-A.
Dad: WHAT. HOW.
Me: I DON'T KNOW I'M SCARED.
Dad: I'll blow them up. They're obviously stalking you.
Me: We're dealing with PETA. They'll blow you up before you can.
Dad: Ugh. These people smoking cigarettes. Nasty, dirty people.
Me: Dad, you smoke cigars.
OH MY FUCKING GOD DEMI LAVATO IS NOT DATING ALEX...
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE.
IF YOU DON'T WANNA GET STALKED, GET OFF THE...
WIDE AWAKE. MY MISTAKE. SO PREDICTABLE.
YOU WERE FAKE; I WAS GREAT — NOTHING PERSONAL.
My likes kinda look like this:
Band guy All Time Low All Time Low All Time Low Matt’s art Someone being funny Matt’s art Matt’s art Band guy Band guy All Time Low Meme Matt’s art Hm.
makeyourrownlove replied to your post:Oh my God my dad just agreed that I look like David Blaise. -___- You do
Oh my God my dad just agreed that I look like...
SIENNA TAGGED ME AS A PICTURE OF DAVID BLAISE.
I just listened to a small child run down the hallway outside my dad’s apartment door giggling and then slam into a wall and fall into silence. Most interesting thing that’s happened to me all day.
I once drank a whole 2 liter bottle of coke and...
HO HO HO SANTA CLAUSE IS HERE HUDDLE UP.
someday you will be loved.
bleep-bloop: loljk, you’re going to die alone.
I remade to talk to my real friends. I just...
protectmyheart replied to your post:IF I IGNORE YOUR REQUESTS ON FACEBOOK TAKE THE HINT AND STOP REQUESTING ME. I thought you deleted you fb..?
IF I IGNORE YOUR REQUESTS ON FACEBOOK TAKE THE...
I KNOW I’M A DOUCHE BAG. GO CRY ABOUT IT.
Everything's better when he's around.
uncle-rico: shemilyyy: ineedmylidocaine: (via hardlove)
Day 25- An acoustic song you love All Time Low...
Russian Spies are among us!!!