So my sister told me today that my mom was making fun of me when she was driving her to school because of her monitoring my homework. She also told me that she told her that I yelled and almost hung up on her yesterday. Of course she conveniently left out the, “I’m not impressed by your intelligence” comment she made that made me upset. So when I explained, my dad heard me. When...
Why do we have no tampons in this house. There are three menstruating women in this house and we have no tampons. Why.
indigoimpurity replied to your post: faggots-and-tiaras replied to your post: Tmi? y… I’m sure jeebles would be eager to uh, expand your horizons That is an extreme understatement.
linzyandhobbes replied to your post: faggots-and-tiaras replied to your post: Tmi? y… when i was a virgin i could use tampons, the narrow little ones… Michelle only has the big ones I think… I’ll try again when I get home. I am determined now.
OH THE CRAMPS.
faggots-and-tiaras replied to your post: Tmi? y cant you get one in? My vagina is too little /pout
How am I supposed to have sex if I can’t even get a tampon in? HOW?!
gosusevita replied to your post: That moment when you’re in Walmart and you sneeze… GUESS WHAT WE’RE TALKING ABOUT IN AP LIT TOMORROW~ Dear god what…
That moment when you’re in Walmart and you sneeze so hard, it triggers your period. My fucking life.
No TMI asks or submissions.
fallenintothevoid: bitch-theory: thatcraftybird: themotherfuckingmessiah: fallenintothevoid: This was a disappointing Tuesday. Same here. Yurp. I think people are burnt out on it :/ Everyone’s pretty much asked everyone everything already. Well, tell you what. Tell me how many asks you all want. I’ll give them to you. *Gets off his lazy ass and does something for once* ...
All the lesbians I follow are having a real party tonight. Glee and the Victoria’s Secret show in one night.
gosusevita replied to your post: gosusevita replied to… “weird tingle” Or a fetish. Unfortunately, getting shocked only last such a short time because it’s an accident. I WAS NOT SEXUALLY AROUSED. My goodness I am not that weird.
gosusevita replied to your post: gosusevita replied to… Do you know what it’s called when someone harms them self on purpose? Masochism. And it didn’t hurt at all. It was like a weird tingle.
gosusevita replied to your post: gosusevita replied to your post: So I think I… Yeah, that’ll do it. It was kinda cool. I wanna do it again.
gosusevita replied to your post: So I think I just electrocuted myself. That’s exciting. I did once by sticking my belt into a light switch. What did you do? I touched the metal bit of my computer charger plug before it was out of the outlet.
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zackthemusician: scaredoftheangels: akemi-idane: bluerocketfairy: You are in a perpetual quest to find the new, the exciting. Emotionally volatile, you are known for sudden changes of opinion, of appreciation, and behavior. Following rules and established methods is difficult for you and the difficulties of higher education are usually quite daunting. Knowledge is best gained through an...
So I think I just electrocuted myself.
Tmi pleeeeease? →
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sirkatman replied to your post: A commercial for Hot Chelle Rae just came on. … TONIIIGHT TONIIIIGHT SOMETHING SOMETHING FAG MUSIC LLALALA Kat disakjfsc
A commercial for Hot Chelle Rae just came on. Why.
ahottertouchabetterfuck replied to your post: My mom just called me and had a bitchfit because… so you can go anywhere else but here….. cool ok It’s because of the drive.
My mom just called me and had a bitchfit because she met with my History teacher today. She’s now fucking monitoring my homework through him and is sending his emails to my dad as well. On top of that, she says I’m not allowed to go over Becca’s anymore until Mr Craven says I’m improving, which means Jeebs probably won’t be able to visit on New Years like we planned. ...
First time in a long time that I have time to relax before I leave for the bus. Twenty minutes.