I FUCKING HATE MY SUPERVISOR.
My next day off is Wednesday. And working six days flat would not be a big deal except that I realized the other day that with my new schedule, this is going to happen every other week. Why the fuck.
That was the worst sleep I’ve had in a while.
I’m bored. I don’t like being bored. Bored is scary. I really very much don’t like being bored.
I’m bored, I’m lonely, and I don’t want to sleep. Does anyone want to talk at all?
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