July 2012
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I FUCKING HATE MY SUPERVISOR.
My next day off is Wednesday. And working six days flat would not be a big deal except that I realized the other day that with my new schedule, this is going to happen every other week.
Why the fuck.
That was the worst sleep I’ve had in a while.
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I’m bored.
I don’t like being bored.
Bored is scary.
I really very much don’t like being bored.
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I’m bored, I’m lonely, and I don’t want to sleep.
Does anyone want to talk at all?
arcturusxx asked: Why wasn't the little kid allowed in the pirate movie? it was rated rrrrrr. Why was the strawberry crying? Because his parents were in a jam .How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. Why was the calendar depressed? Because it’s days were numbered.
arcturusxx asked: What did the egg say to the boiling water? It'll take a moment before I get hard, I just got laid by a chick! What did the dog say when he sat on the sand paper? Rough! Why was the tomato red? He saw the salad dressing. A pancake and piece of bacon walk into a bar, they order drinks. The waiter says "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast" Why did the triangle go to the beach? It was...
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